[Teachldsseminary] what is this sexist article doing here!

Sun Apr 15 16:53:47 MDT 2007

What IS this doing here!

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Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:06:25 -0600
From: "Claudia Gassin" <claudia.gassin at gmail.com>
Subject: [Teachldsseminary] Fwd: Summer CLASSES FOR MEN
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From: Thomas D Collins Jr <colltribe at juno.com>
Date: Apr 14, 2007 8:03 AM
Subject: Summer CLASSES FOR MEN
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*Summer CLASSES FOR MEN** **
**
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL **
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. *
*Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007 *

*Class 1** **
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
** **
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. *

*Class 2** **
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.** **
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. *

*Class 3** **
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. **
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. *

*Class 4** **
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.** **
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. *

*Class 5** **
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.** **
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM*

*Class 6** **
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. **
Meets 4 Weeks, F riday and Sunday 7:00 PM. *

*Class 7** **
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum** **.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.** *

*Class 8** **
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.** **
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. *

*Class 9** **
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.** **
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. *

*Class 10** **
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. **
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.** *

*Class 11** **
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing **.
Tuesday at 7 :00 PM, location to be determined. *

*Class 12** **
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. **
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday fo r 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM. *

*Class 13** **
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates *
*and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. **Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.*

*Class 14** **
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.** **
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. *

*Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors. *!
*Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, *
*and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day! *

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Message: 2
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:02:52 -0400
From: "MariLou Conner" <yatahay at gmail.com>
Subject: [Teachldsseminary] Any Scripture Mastery Game Ideas?
To: teachldsseminary at latter-dayvillage.com
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I have 30 students in my class this year (five years ago I had 5, the next
year 7, then 17, then 22, now 30).  Many of our favorite scripture mastery
games don't work well with the size of our class.  Does anyone have any
games that you think would work well with big group?  The class is divided
into 5 "pioneer companies", but they can be split into other size teams if
necessary.  Thanks for any help.

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